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because I’m not eloquent enough to talk about the rest of staff training. but here’s some stuff I’ve kept record of.

“Walking in the dark ain’t nothing but my job” – Jonathan rapping

“Upside down….pineapple cake?” – Rebekah (4 year old bosses’ daughter)

“How can you tell if a giraffe has been in your refrigerator? Cause he ate all your cabbage and lettuce!” – Rebekah

Grace: I found a dead black widow.
Jonathan: Your mom is a dead black widow.
(later) Jonathan: so much for going to heaven.

Brittany: That dog loves you.
Jonathan (turning to dog): I love someone else.

Mimi: We used to eat triplets.

First Aid video: Amputations are injuries that can cause bleeding.

Thomas: I want my intestines to be a person!

Willoughby gets up before speaking to go to the bathroom.
Holly: Can I take your spot?
Willoughby: um, for a second
Holly: No, can I go number 2?